A simple conversation

by Baxter Black

I came across a neighbor who was working in his shop.
His real name was Herbert, but we all just called him Pop.
He has gotten hard of hearing, which can happen growing old.
I guess the roar of table saws and planers took their toll.

One afternoon last winter, I was on an ambulation
As I strolled in through his shop door, I heard a conversation.
I could see no one was with him, just his coat hung on the shelf.
But, I knew, because I knew him, he was talking to himself.

“Should I cut this off exactly at three-fourths of an inch?
Or nine-sixteenths for safety’s sake, cause it’s sure lead pipe cinch.
It’ll be too short to fit right if I’m off a saw blade width,
but I know how long the space is ‘cause I measured it, I didth!

Hey, it’s better safe than sorry, measure twice, cut once I say.
If I have to saw it over, there’s no sweat. I’ve got all day.
But why bother workin’ extra if I know I’m right to start.
That’s the point of carpentering, not about me lookin’ smart.

It’s a chicken house for gosh sakes, it’s not the Taj Mahal.
But I pride myself on good work, be it Bunyanesque or small.
I’m gonna make the cut three-quarters. It’s just a simple truss
And it really doesn’t matter, ain’t nobody here but us!” ANM